Willie and Ernie were just beginning to tell us about how Patches got drunk yesterday.

Well, as soon as the champagne hit him, Patches thought he was a regular guest at the party. But the champagne finally got to him and he just sat there with a dumb look on his face and he went to sleep right after that and didn't wake up until this morning. And now he has this terrible hangover. Isn't there anything you can give him, Mr. Barker? A hangover cure to make him feel better?

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